icalledyoudumb:

myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

(via badrepute)

goalbuster:

over. germanic.

goalbuster:

over. germanic.

(Quelle: twitterscreencaps)

pussysista:

Me about to bury my husband before going to the bank

pussysista:

Me about to bury my husband before going to the bank

(via onemidgetless)

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

(Quelle: jessimalay, via onemidgetless)

(Quelle: icavein, via imwelshnotenglish)

goalbuster:

qrieves:

"you are what you eat"

me:

image

LMFAO IM DONE

Anonym sagte: what state do you live in?

narcotic:

Usually denial 

nakedpersephone:

nezha:

the-goddamazon:

salon:

And it’s USB rechargeable.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

nakedpersephone look!

HOLY FUCK #1 on my christmas list!!!!

(via regijack)

(Quelle: silumia, via ruinedchildhood)

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(via lulz-time)

seselapod:

shuckl:



IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

seselapod:

shuckl:

image

IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

(Quelle: merps, via regijack)

dirtypoptarts:

rabioheab:

Best Insults To Use In Fight

  • doodoohead
  • nerd
  • dingus
  • you stink
  • where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
  • Diaper Man

i use nerd and dingus on a daily basis

(via regijack)